You Couldn't Afford This Shirt Ask Me Why Funny Statement Tee
S / Athletic Heather
$50,000.00
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$50,000.00
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A little sass, a lot of confidence. This tee says, “YOU COULDN’T AFFORD THIS SHIRT. ASK ME WHY?”—a playful conversation starter for anyone who enjoys dry humor, bold statements, and letting their outfit do the talking. The lightweight cotton feels breathable through busy days, while the classic crew neck and retail fit make it easy to wear with jeans, shorts, or layered under a jacket. Whether you’re heading to brunch, a casual night out, or a friend’s birthday gathering, it brings a sharp wink to the moment without trying too hard.
Product features
- Made with lightweight 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; some colors contain small polyester blends.
- Classic retail fit with a crew neckline for a neat, versatile look.
- Side seams help maintain the shirt’s shape and provide structural support.
- Ribbed knit collar with seam helps the neckline retain its shape.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the seams, while the tear-away label helps minimize skin irritation.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
You Couldn't Afford This Shirt Ask Me Why Funny Statement Tee
$50,000.00
Sale price
$50,000.00
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Made with lightweight 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; some colors contain small polyester blends.
- Classic retail fit with a crew neckline for a neat, versatile look.
- Side seams help maintain the shirt’s shape and provide structural support.
- Ribbed knit collar with seam helps the neckline retain its shape.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the seams, while the tear-away label helps minimize skin irritation.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean