You Couldn't Afford This Shirt T-Shirt — Funny Statement Tee

$100,000.00

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75	29.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50	33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25	24.63
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

This heavyweight garment-dyed tee carries a wry, conversational message that starts more conversations than it avoids. The relaxed silhouette and soft, worn-in dye give it a lived-in feel — the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to be comfortable and a little mischievous. Bold block lettering across the chest (and repeated on the back) announces: “YOU COULDN’T AFFORD THIS SHIRT. ASK ME WHY?” It’s a casual, confident piece that fits into everyday rotation: errands, meet-ups, or layered under a jacket for an off-duty look. The sturdy knit and substantial weight mean it holds its shape while the pre-shrunk, ring-spun cotton softens after the first few wears. Available in many colors and sizes, it’s easy to match to personal style and wardrobe palettes.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) relaxed fit with double-needle stitched seams for durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and pre-shrunk for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Sizes S–4XL available with sewn-in label and 62 color options

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean