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A lightweight V-neck that speaks with attitude. This soft cotton tee wears like a lived-in favorite — breathable, flattering, and built to hold its shape thanks to side seams and shoulder tape. Bright, playful artwork centers on a sassy cow character and bold lettering that reads a cheeky, no-nonsense message. It layers easily under jackets or stands alone as a statement piece for days when you want to be seen and heard.
Slip it on for errands, coffee runs, or casual nights out. The retail V-neck flatters without clinging, the ribbed collar keeps its form, and the tear-away label means comfort without itch. Ethically made and responsibly produced, this shirt blends fun graphics with everyday wearability so you can bring a little farmhouse sass to whichever corner of your life needs it.
Product features
- Lightweight 100% cotton fabric (heathers blended) for breathable everyday wear
- Side seams and shoulder tape provide a stable, longer-lasting silhouette
- Ribbed V-neck collar with seam keeps its shape
- Tear-away label and retail fit for comfortable, clean wear
- Manufactured under ethical certifications (Fair Labor Association, WRAP Platinum)
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
Not My Pasture Not My Cows Not My Bullshit Today V-Neck Tee
$25.98
Sale price
$25.98
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 23.98 | 25.98 |
| Length, in | 27.72 | 28.74 | 29.72 | 30.75 | 31.73 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.17 | 9.45 | 9.72 | 10.00 |
Slip it on for errands, coffee runs, or casual nights out. The retail V-neck flatters without clinging, the ribbed collar keeps its form, and the tear-away label means comfort without itch. Ethically made and responsibly produced, this shirt blends fun graphics with everyday wearability so you can bring a little farmhouse sass to whichever corner of your life needs it.
Product features
- Lightweight 100% cotton fabric (heathers blended) for breathable everyday wear
- Side seams and shoulder tape provide a stable, longer-lasting silhouette
- Ribbed V-neck collar with seam keeps its shape
- Tear-away label and retail fit for comfortable, clean wear
- Manufactured under ethical certifications (Fair Labor Association, WRAP Platinum)
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat