My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Stupidity T-Shirt

Let your T-shirt deliver the dry wit while you get on with your day. The hand-lettered black quote, “My level of sarcasm depends on your stupidity,” appears on the front and back, framed by playful botanical flourishes.

Wear it with jeans for errands, or layer it under a jacket for a casual outing. Its neat crew neckline and retail fit also make it easy to style for a more polished casual look.

• Lightweight cotton: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton at 4.2 oz/yd² feels breathable and easy to layer.
• Everyday shape: The retail fit and classic crew neckline suit casual or semi-formal styling.
• Shape-holding details: Side seams, shoulder tape, and a ribbed collar help the tee maintain its structure.
• Comfort detail: The tear-away label is designed to reduce irritation.
• Responsible production: This adult Bella+Canvas 3001 tee uses a REACH-certified blank sourced from Honduras and made through humane, no-sweat-shop practices.
• EU and Northern Ireland warranty: The product includes a two-year warranty in these regions.

Measurements

All measurements are in inches. Size tolerance is 1.50 inches for every size.

• XS: Width 16.50; length 27.00; sleeve length 8.60.
• S: Width 18.00; length 28.00; sleeve length 8.90.
• M: Width 20.00; length 29.00; sleeve length 9.20.
• L: Width 22.00; length 30.00; sleeve length 9.50.
• XL: Width 24.00; length 31.00; sleeve length 9.70.
• 2XL: Width 26.00; length 32.00; sleeve length 10.00.
• 3XL: Width 28.00; length 33.00; sleeve length 10.40.
• 4XL: Width 30.00; length 34.00; sleeve length 10.80.

Machine wash cold, up to 30°C or 90°F. Use non-chlorine bleach as needed, tumble dry on low, and iron, steam, or dry on medium. Do not dry clean.

Save it for the moments when a raised eyebrow is not quite enough—and let the botanical lettering soften the punchline.