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Back Up! Funny Graphic Tee – “If You Can Read This, You’re Too Close”
$29.98
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$29.98
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Add a cheeky punchline to your casual look with a graphic tee that makes its message unmistakable. A tiny pink lips detail sits on the front, while the back carries the bold line, “If you can read this, you’re too close to my ass. BACK UP!”
Bright pink lettering, dripping accents, and edgy illustrations bring the humor to life. Wear it with jeans and sneakers for everyday outings, or let it stand out at a concert or night out.
- Lightweight cotton: Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for breathable comfort and easy layering.
- Everyday silhouette: The retail fit, classic crew neckline, and structured construction make it easy to wear on casual days.
- Shape-conscious details: Side seams, shoulder tape, and a ribbed collar help the shirt keep its shape.
- Comfort detail: The tear-away label is designed to minimize skin irritation.
- Care: Machine wash cold at 30°C or 90°F; use non-chlorine bleach as needed, tumble dry low, and iron or steam at medium heat. Do not dryclean.
- Product details: Bella+Canvas 3001; for adults, with a two-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland.
Size guide
Measurements are in inches. Size tolerance is 1.50 in for every size.
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.50 in | 27.00 in | 8.60 in |
| S | 18.00 in | 28.00 in | 8.90 in |
| M | 20.00 in | 29.00 in | 9.20 in |
| L | 22.00 in | 30.00 in | 9.50 in |
| XL | 24.00 in | 31.00 in | 9.70 in |
| 2XL | 26.00 in | 32.00 in | 10.00 in |
| 3XL | 28.00 in | 33.00 in | 10.40 in |
| 4XL | 30.00 in | 34.00 in | 10.80 in |
Make it the conversation starter in your weekend rotation, or give it to someone whose humor speaks for itself.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |