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                    \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        A little sass, a lot of confidence. 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Whether you’re heading to brunch, a casual night out, or a friend’s birthday gathering, it brings a sharp wink to the moment without trying too hard.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Made with lightweight 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; some colors contain small polyester blends.\u003cbr\u003e- Classic retail fit with a crew neckline for a neat, versatile look.\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams help maintain the shirt’s shape and provide structural support.\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam helps the neckline retain its shape.\u003cbr\u003e- Shoulder tape stabilizes the seams, while the tear-away label helps minimize skin irritation.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not 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