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Ask me why?” Printed in bold white lettering across a muted rose tee, it brings playful confidence and a little conversational mischief to everyday outfits. Wear it when you’re running errands, meeting friends, or letting your sense of humor do the talking. The lightweight Bella+Canvas 3001 is made from breathable Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, with a classic crew neck and retail fit that layers easily under a jacket or stands on its own. 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