You Couldn't Afford This Shirt Ask Me Why Funny Quote T-Shirt
XS / Black
$50,000.00
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A dry joke with a straight-faced delivery: “You couldn’t afford this shirt. Ask me why?” Printed in bold white lettering across a muted rose tee, it brings playful confidence and a little conversational mischief to everyday outfits. Wear it when you’re running errands, meeting friends, or letting your sense of humor do the talking. The lightweight Bella+Canvas 3001 is made from breathable Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, with a classic crew neck and retail fit that layers easily under a jacket or stands on its own. Thoughtful construction—including side seams, shoulder tape, a shape-retaining ribbed collar, and a tear-away label—keeps it comfortable through repeat wear.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric; color blends vary by shade
- Classic retail fit with crew neckline for casual or semi-formal styling
- Side seams, shoulder tape, and ribbed collar support structure and shape retention
- Tear-away label helps minimize skin irritation
- Adult garment made under humane, sustainable manufacturing standards; REACH certified
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
You Couldn't Afford This Shirt Ask Me Why Funny Quote T-Shirt
$50,000.00
Sale price
$50,000.00
Regular price
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric; color blends vary by shade
- Classic retail fit with crew neckline for casual or semi-formal styling
- Side seams, shoulder tape, and ribbed collar support structure and shape retention
- Tear-away label helps minimize skin irritation
- Adult garment made under humane, sustainable manufacturing standards; REACH certified
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean