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A bold, monochrome statement tee for anyone who carries a little dark humor and attitude into everyday life. The hand-drawn graphic reads “Surprised? Because Murder Is Still Illegal,” surrounded by expressive lettering and edgy doodle details. It has the feel of an inside joke made wearable—dry, unapologetic, and designed to turn heads without saying much. Made from lightweight 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this retail-fit crew neck is breathable on its own and easy to layer. Wear it for casual outings, horror-themed gatherings, true-crime conversations, or whenever your wardrobe needs a sharper sense of humor. The structured construction includes side seams, shoulder tape, and a ribbed collar that helps the shirt hold its shape, while the tear-away label keeps the neckline comfortable.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² fabric
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline for casual or semi-formal styling
- Side seams, shoulder tape, and a ribbed collar provide structure and shape retention
- Tear-away label helps minimize skin irritation
- REACH Certified adult garment, made with Bella+Canvas manufacturing standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Surviving Because Murder Is Still Illegal Graphic Tee
$25.98
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$25.98
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| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² fabric
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline for casual or semi-formal styling
- Side seams, shoulder tape, and a ribbed collar provide structure and shape retention
- Tear-away label helps minimize skin irritation
- REACH Certified adult garment, made with Bella+Canvas manufacturing standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean