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                    \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        A playful statement tee for anyone whose patience is short but their style is bold. The design features a glamorous, sunglasses-wearing woman alongside a mischievous black-and-white cat, with cheeky lettering that reads, “Bitch, please! I’m too busy being awesome to deal with your bullshit.” It brings sharp humor and unapologetic attitude to coffee runs, casual Fridays, girls’ nights, errands, and everyday moments when a little sass says it all. Made from lightweight, breathable Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this Bella+Canvas tee has a clean retail fit and classic crew neckline that layers easily under a jacket or stands out on its own. 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