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The bold, black block text — “YOU COULDN’T AFFORD THIS SHIRT. ASK ME WHY?” — starts conversations and flips the script on status. The heavyweight, pre-shrunk cotton feels substantial and broken-in from day one, with a soft, lived-in color achieved by dyeing the finished shirt. Tubular construction and double-needle stitching keep the silhouette clean and durable while the relaxed fit drapes casually over jeans or layered under a jacket. 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