You Couldn't Afford This Shirt T-Shirt — Funny Statement Tee ("Ask Me Why?")

You Couldn't Afford This Shirt T-Shirt — Funny Statement Tee ("Ask Me Why?")

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$100,000.00
Sale price  $100,000.00 Regular price 
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You Couldn't Afford This Shirt T-Shirt — Funny Statement Tee ("Ask Me Why?")

You Couldn't Afford This Shirt T-Shirt — Funny Statement Tee ("Ask Me Why?")

$100,000.00
Sale price  $100,000.00 Regular price 
Color
Size
S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width, in 18.25 20.25 22.00 24.00 26.00 27.75 29.75
Length, in 26.62 28.00 29.37 30.75 31.62 32.50 33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in 16.25 17.75 19.00 20.50 21.75 23.25 24.63
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
This relaxed, garment-dyed tee speaks with a wink. The bold, black block text — “YOU COULDN’T AFFORD THIS SHIRT. ASK ME WHY?” — starts conversations and flips the script on status. The heavyweight, pre-shrunk cotton feels substantial and broken-in from day one, with a soft, lived-in color achieved by dyeing the finished shirt. Tubular construction and double-needle stitching keep the silhouette clean and durable while the relaxed fit drapes casually over jeans or layered under a jacket. Wear it to spark banter at a weekend market, a casual night out, or as a playful icebreaker at meetups.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight yet soft
- Garment-dyed for a lived-in color and texture
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitching for durability
- Relaxed fit, pre-shrunk fabric available S–4XL
- Sewn-in label; available in 62 colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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