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          \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Size tolerance, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        This heavyweight garment-dyed tee carries a cheeky, satirical message in bold pink and white type: “I PAID $40,000 FOR THIS SHIRT. —WHY?— BECAUSE I COULDN’T AFFORD THE $50,000 ONE.” The relaxed fit and soft, broken-in hand from post-construction dyeing make it feel like an old favorite from the first wear. It sits casually through long days and loud laughs, pairing easily with worn jeans, hoodies, or layered under a flannel for weekend hangs. The confident, irreverent design reads like a wink — for people who enjoy smart humor and aren’t afraid to wear it out loud.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe tee is durable: double-needle stitching and heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton hold shape and color through many washes. Available in a wide range of colors and sizes from S to 4XL, it’s built to be worn often and age well alongside the life you live in it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz\/yd²).\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed after construction for a worn-in hand and subtle color variation.\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitching on all seams for long-lasting durability.\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular (no side seams) knit for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste.\u003cbr\u003e- Sizes S–4XL available; sewn-in label; offered in 62 color options.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, 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