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This soft cotton tee wears like a lived-in favorite — breathable, flattering, and built to hold its shape thanks to side seams and shoulder tape. Bright, playful artwork centers on a sassy cow character and bold lettering that reads a cheeky, no-nonsense message. It layers easily under jackets or stands alone as a statement piece for days when you want to be seen and heard.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSlip it on for errands, coffee runs, or casual nights out. The retail V-neck flatters without clinging, the ribbed collar keeps its form, and the tear-away label means comfort without itch. Ethically made and responsibly produced, this shirt blends fun graphics with everyday wearability so you can bring a little farmhouse sass to whichever corner of your life needs it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Lightweight 100% cotton fabric (heathers blended) for breathable everyday wear\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape provide a stable, longer-lasting silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed V-neck collar with seam keeps its shape\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label and retail fit for comfortable, clean wear\u003cbr\u003e- Manufactured under ethical certifications (Fair Labor Association, WRAP Platinum)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Asphalt \/ 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