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This relaxed, heavyweight tee brings loud personality and soft comfort together. The garment-dyed cotton ages into a lived-in feel while the bold, sassy artwork—featuring a cow in glam accessories and the cheeky line “Not my pasture, not my cows, not my bullshit today”—makes a clear statement without saying a word. It sits loose and easy on the body, draping like an everyday favorite you reach for when you want attitude with comfort. Wear it to casual meetups, market days, or when you need a little extra armor against drama. The thick, pre-shrunk fabric and double-needle stitching stand up to repeated wear, and the wide range of sizes means more people can rock the look.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, soft feel
- Garment-dyed fabric for a soft color and worn-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk finish
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and cleaner look
- Sizes S–4XL (select partners) and sewn-in label; available in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Cow Graphic T-Shirt — “Not My Pasture, Not My Cows, Not My Bullsh!t Today” Bold Cow Design
$25.98
Sale price
$25.98
Regular price
| M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, soft feel
- Garment-dyed fabric for a soft color and worn-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk finish
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and cleaner look
- Sizes S–4XL (select partners) and sewn-in label; available in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean